Top Secret Annex
Hello and welcome to my Top Secret Annex. Grab a snack and take a look around. Most of what you'll see here is just me goofing around, so please excuse the lack of polish. Also, some of the content pushes the boundaries of good taste. Maybe say a couple Hail Marys when you're done, just to be safe.
Videos
Between my iPhone and my computer, I'm a walking movie studio. Here are a few videos I had lying around. Go ahead and give them a watch. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have Jerry Bruckheimer on hold.
If you don't already have it, download Vintagio…right now. Actually, scroll through the rest of the page, then download it. Sorry to get so excited.
When I entered the present and bought a new Mac, I gave iMovie a test run. This is the result.
This was for a little tech pitch. The beginning was intended to be the intro, followed by a countdown and the final part would have been randomly generated. Give it a watch and find out if you're funny.
Invitations
Engraved invitations are so passé. That's why I use email to invite friends and enemies to my annual pumpkin carving party. Unfortunately, I didn't have the party last year, but stay up on your inbox, you may be invited this year.
Based on the terrifying thriller, this invite strikes fear into the heart of all who see it.
As a Detroit native and Chicago transplant, 2012 was a perfect opportunity to co-host the party with my guys, Barry and Willard. They weren't exactly on speaking terms, but as soon as I cranked the Billy Ocean, everyone put their differences aside.
Behold, the Pumpkin Centipede: Things got a little weird with this one. It should be noted that I live in a Centipede-Free Zone and under no circumstances will I discuss The Human Centipede or HUMANCENTiPAD.
Social Awareness
As a public service, I offer rock and roll lessons every Sunday at Swig in Wicker Park. To drum up business, I usually shoot out a Facebook blast. Here are a few of my favorites. Take a look and feel free to drop in for a beer or too many. Mention this site and you'll get a free shot of Firelort. See you Sunday.
Love and romance are always on tap at Swig.
Tim Tebow won as many playoff games in 2011 as the Lions have in the last 50 years.
There must have been a mix up on the time.
It will be hard. It will hurt. It will be worth it.
Sketch Comedy
A couple friends and I talked about creating a YouTube channel so I wrote these to get us started. Unfortunately, the guy who had all the camera and video equipment moved to Switzerland. Hopefully we'll get things back on track this summer. Stay tuned.
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